THE CHRONICLES OF JUSTIN

Mike and Carolyn

Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:34:03 GMT

I think you two are the only people that I've told about the situation with the kids, and since I don't feel like explaining it for everyone, you get your own entry! Feel special or something. Anyway, my mom has to go to court next week to see whats going to happen. A woman from the DSS has been visiting every couple of days and she thinks that there is nothing to worry about and my mom will most likely get full custody of the kids, so thats good. Lets just hope it goes that way.

Now the rest of you can tune in.

If any of you have noticed, Justin has been fading and fading from the computer (gasp). I'm attempting to construct a life and am somewhat succeeding (omg!) I have a job interview coming up, and if I get it, I found an apartment that I could afford with my salary. I'm trying not to plan too far ahead because something always seems to go wrong so I'll just leave it at the job interview.

I've also officially given up on women for the time being. In the past few months I've been...i don't know how to explain it >_>. But most of you know how bad its been sucking. I feel like I HAVE to have someone, but I end up screwing it up because I like being alone and only talk to them when I feel like talking, which is rare. I need a robot.

Shut up carolyn

Mon, 20 Feb 2006 06:04:54 GMT

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 16, and find line 4.
"Ellie and Gage, both exhausted, were sleeping in their new rooms," Pet Sematary FTW! Yes, Sematary

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can.
...nothing but air!

3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
NBA All-Star game

4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
12:30

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
12:55ish ;_;

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
CD

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Few hours ago to feed the dog and go to the store

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Carolyn telling me that I would do this survey

9. What are you wearing?
Black shorts, white shirt

10. Did you dream last night?
YES! ZOMBIES

11. When did you last laugh?
A few seconds ago. I was trying to sing along with this song, but then I realized I was singing a completely different song....yeah

12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
michal Vick poster!

13. Seen anything weird lately?
Not really

14. What do you think of this quiz?
I'm bored so its ok

15. What is the last film you saw?
Purgatory

16. If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Everything! A decent computer for starters

17. Tell me something about you that I don't know: I'm actually black

18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Kill whitey?

19. Do you like to dance?
No

20. George Bush:
Yes, George Bush

21. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Hah! Probably amy or something like that

22. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
TARNALD

23. Would you ever consider living abroad?
MEBBE

24. What do you want God to say to you when you reach the pearly gates?
Wrong way

25. 4 people who must also do this meme in THEIR journal:
Who cares about them

Hay guys!!11!

Fri, 30 Dec 2005 05:15:18 GMT

Wow, I totally forgot about this thing. Maybe I'll have something to say tomorrow..

Hay guyz

Sun, 11 Dec 2005 04:56:34 GMT

YOU ALL DESERVE TO DIE DIE DIE AND DIE AGAIN

What's this? Another quiz? Yase!

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 06:03:55 GMT

1. Who are you? Justin....I think

2. What are the 3 most important things everyone should know about you? I will most likely hate you and not tell you about it. >_>

3. When you aren't filling out 5,000 question surveys like this one what are you doing? Trying to take over the world

4. List your classes in school from the ones you like the most to the ones you like the least (or if you are out of school, think of the classes you did like and didn't like at the time). Lunch

5. What is your biggest goal for this year? Job

6. Where do you want to be in 5 years? Alive >_>

7. What stage of life are you in right now? Human

8. Are you more child-like or childish? Childish

9. What is the last thing you said out loud? Oh snap

10. What song comes closest to how you feel about your life right now? PRETTY RICKY- MY BODY

11. Have you ever taken martial arts classes? For a few months

12. Does your life tend to get better or worse or does it just stay the same? Much worse

13. Does time really heal all wounds? Hell no!

14. How do you handle a rainy day? Tell it to stop

15. Which is worse...losing your luggage or having to sort out tangled holiday lights? Losing luggage

16. How is your relationship with your parents? Its eh.

Will you miss them when they are gone? Yep..

17. Do you tend to be aware of what is going on around you? Depends

18. What is the truest thing that you know? I'm not gay

19. What did you want to be when you grew up? Something I'll have fun doing

20. Have you ever been given a second chance? Yes

21. Are you more of a giver or a taker? Giver!

22. Do you make your decisions with an open heart/mind? I would say yes, but I dont >_>

23. What is the most physically painful thing that has ever happened to you? Broke foot doing back flips off of a trampoline >_>

24. What is the most emotionally painful thing that has ever happened to you? I'd rather not talk about it!

25. Who have you hugged today? No one!

26. Who has done something today to show they care about you? Nothing.

27. Do you have a lot to learn? Yes

28. If you could learn how to do three things just by wishing and not by working what would they be? I honestly can't think of anything.

29. Which do you remember the longest: what other people say, what other people do or how other people make you feel? Feel.

30. What are the key ingredients to having a good relationship? Trust.

31. What 3 things do you want to do before you die?

Meet some people
LUDACRIS CONCERT >_>
Err...happy and all that crap

32. What three things would you want to die to avoid doing?
Hurting someone i like

33. Is there a cause you believe in more than any other cause? Nah.

34. What does each decade make you think of:

The 19..

20's: boo

30's: REAL gangstas

40's: WWII

50's: Leather Jackets

60's: Hippies!

70's: Who cares

80's: Michael Jackson!

90's: Cool shows

2000 (so far): No

2010's: Death and destruction! Mwahaha

35. Which decade do you feel the most special connection to and why? WTF

36. What is your favorite oldie/classic rock song? Lots

37. What country do you live in and who is the leader of that country? United States, the apes

If you could say any sentence to the current leader of your country what would it be? I'm coming to get you.

38. What's your favorite TV channel to watch in the middle of the night? NFL Network

39. What Disney villain are you the most like and why? That one guy

40. Have you ever been a girl scout/boy scout? Nope

41. If you were traveling to another continent would you rather fly or take a boat? fly

42. Why is the sky blue during the day and black at night? ITS A MYSTERY

43. What does your name mean? ...plain

44. Would you rather explore the deeps of the ocean or outer space? Space.

45. Word association

What is the first word that comes to mind when you see the word:

Air: mouth

Meat: steak

Different: opposite

Pink: red

Deserve: murder...>_>

White: racist

Elvis: Sex

Magic: THE GATHERING

Heart: False

Clash: Crash

Pulp: Orange

46. If you could meet any person in the world who is dead who would you want it to be? TUPAC. Even though hes not dead *wink*

47. What if you could meet anyone who is alive? Carolyn, talas, etc

48. Is there a movie that you love so much you could watch it everyday? Nah

49. You are going to be stuck alone in an elevator for a week. What do you bring to do? Food, water, PORN

50. Have you ever saved someone's life or had your life saved? nope

51. Make up a definition for the following silly words...

Fruitgoogle: A fruit!

Ambytime: Its time to collect...amber >_>

Asscactus: A plant mike enjoys very much

52. What was the last thing you made with your own hands? Love to myself

53. What was your favorite toy as a child? WRESTLING MEN

54. How many TV’s are in your house? 3

55. What is your favorite thing to do outside? run

56. How do you feel when you see a rainbow? wtf happened to that plane

57. Have you ever dreamt a dream that came true? A dream dream, or a
daydream? Not that i know of

58. Have you ever been to a psychic/tarot reader? no

59. What is your idea of paradise? Being with someone i can stand >_>

60. Do you believe in god and if so what is he/she/it like? Yes. He's my father.

61. Do you believe in Hell? Yes, I plan on going one day.

62. What one thing have you done that most people haven't? Oh ho ho >_>

63. What is the kindest thing you have ever done? No idea.

64. Are you a patient person? Sometimes

65. What holiday should exist but doesn't? CRUNK DAY. I dunno >_>

66. What holiday shouldn't exist but does? St. Patricks Day. Kill whitey

67. What's the best joke you ever heard? RECTUM? DAMN NEAR KILLED EM

68. Where is the most fun place you have EVER been? Six flags!

69. Is your hair natural or dyed? Natural

70. Do you have any deep dark secrets or are you pretty much up front? I dont mind telling. just ask >_>

71. What is under your bed right now? A dead body

72. If you were in the Land of Oz would you want to live there or go home? Live there

73. If you drive do you frequently speed? Yes

74. What is the world's best song to dance to? Saftey Dance >_>

75. What song was on the last time you danced with someone? A few months

76. Do you prefer Disney or Warner Brothers? Warner

77. What is the first animal you would run to see if you went to the zoo? Snakes...even though they creep my out

78. Would you consider yourself to be romantic? A romantic

79. If the earth stopped rotating would we all fly off? No, I would find some way to save us all. Well, most of us..

80. What is the one thing that you love to do so much that you would make sacrifices to be able to do it? dunno

81. If you (and everyone) had to lose one right or freedom, but you could pick which one everyone had to lose, what would you pick? Religion

82. If you had to choose would you live on the equator or at the North Pole? North Pole!

83. Would you rather give up listening to music or watching television? ....no way

84. What do you think makes someone a hero? Saving me >_>

85. What cartoon would you like to be a character in? South park >_>

86. Name one thing that turns your stomach: HAIR

87. What was the last thing you paid for? Food

88. Are you a coupon clipper? no

89. Get anything good in the mail recently? no

90. Which would you rather take as a gym class...dancing, sailing, karate, or bowling?
KARATE

91. In Star Trek people 'beam' back and forth between different places. What this means is they stand in a little tube and their molecules are deconstructed and sent to another tube somewhere else where they are reassembled. Only problem is when the molecules are deconstructed the person is dead. When they are put back together it is only a clone that has all the dead person's memories. So...

Is the person who gets beamed the same person on both ends? Maybe!

92. What insects are you afraid of? ALL OF THEM

93. If you could print any phrase on a T-shirt, what would it say? I'll be seeing you tonight.

94. What's the most eccentric thing you have ever worn? Clothes

95. If you could pick one food that you could eat all you wanted but it would have no
effect on how much you weigh, what food would it be? Pizza

96. What are your parents interested in? PISSING ME OFF

97. Have you ever caught an insect and kept it as a pet? Grasshopper >_>

Have you ever caught and tamed a wild animal? No

98. What is more helpful to you, wishes or plans? Plans

99. When do you feel your life energy the strongest? This is a gay question

100. You are spending the night alone in the woods and may bring only 3 items with you. Food, water, flashlight

101. What does happiness/joy feel like physically? Hah

102. List five people you love starting with the one you love the absolute most
1. Kim/ Carolyn!
2. Mike/Talas/Orly/nina/ halim
3. Josh
4. GS
5. My sisters because they pick on me >_>

Inspiring Carolyn inspired me to do this!

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 05:10:31 GMT

1. First thing you did this morning? Brush teeth

2. Last thing you ate? Burrito

3. Is your cell phone a piece of crap? Yes

4. What's the thing you look forward to most in the next 6 months? A car crash!

5. What's annoying you right now? MY THUMB

6. What's the last movie you saw in a theater? No idea.

7. Do you believe in long distance relationships? Depends on how far away it is and how long its going to stay that way.

8. What's Worse?
a) getting hurt
b) people not being real with you
c) not getting everything you try so hard for

A.

9. Is there someone you miss? Mebbe :o

10. What inspires you? CAROLYN

11. If you could put together a concert of 5 bands or artists, who would you choose?

Tupac
Slick Rick
Wu-tang Clan (counts as one)
Jay Z
LUDA! He deserves caps

12. Song that sums up your love life? Slick Rick- Childrens Story *cough*

13. What's one thing you wish you were better at doing? Keeping my mouth shut >_>

14. If you could be anywhere this second, where would it be? Canada....HAH

15. What's your most vivid memory from 6th grade? XD

16. Latest addiction? Bump N Grind

17. Have you ever had the slight urge to kill someone? YES

18. How many people would you say were interested in you? At least one

19. What do you love doing? *whistle*

20. Do you think someone thinks about you daily? WHO KNOWS

21. Who was the last person you saw or talked to? Halim (HAH-LEEM, CAROLYN)

22. What do you want to be when you grow up? The best person ever

23. What is your favorite food? CHICKEN

24. How many people do you know with the same name as you? Three off the top of my head.

25. What was the last thing you spilled? A bowl >_>

WOO HOO and effing ouchies ;_;

Sat, 03 Dec 2005 01:19:28 GMT

Good news. Grandparents told me today that they are buying me a new computer for Christmas. Yay.

I BROKE MY THUMB ;_; Yes, really broken. I was running around the kitchen, and just as I pass over a rug the phone rings. I stomped really fast so I could go answer it, but I fell forward and put my hands in front of me to break the fall and my right thumb bent all the way back. Big ouchies ;_; Typing with one hand sucks.

SURVEYS QUIZZES AND BEARS

Thu, 01 Dec 2005 03:35:19 GMT

Name: Justin Young
Birthday: 5/30/1986
Birthplace: Aiken, SC
Current Location: Aiken, SC
Eye Color: Hazel
Hair Color: brownish
Height: 6'3
Right Handed or Left Handed: left
Your Heritage: Badass
The Shoes You Wore Today: VICKS 4 LYFE
Your Weakness: Spiders, zombies, sharks, snakes, hairy..things >_>
Your Fears: See above
Your Perfect Pizza: Cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Job
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF HAX
Thoughts First Waking Up: Wheres the morning wood? WTF HAX
Your Best Physical Feature: me
Your Bedtime: When your mom comes over :o
Your Most Missed Memory: N/A
Pepsi or Coke: Coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: Burger King
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Iced Tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: Vanilla
Cappuccino or Coffee: Coffee
Do you Smoke: Nevar
Do you Swear: HELL NO
Do you Sing: Yep
Do you Shower Daily: Yase
Have you Been in Love: Yep
Do you want to go to College: N/A
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: Nope
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: hell yes!
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: Depends
Do you like Thunderstorms: indifferent
Do you play an Instrument: I can whistle!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: no
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: In the shower
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: CDs >_>
Ever been Drunk: Nope
Ever been called a Tease: yep
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: in a blaze of glory (E>)
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Undecided >_>
What country would you most like to Visit: CANADA! Sike
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: brown or green
Favourite Hair Color: Anything except blonde
Short or Long Hair: doesn't matter
Height: Doesnt matter
Weight: NO FATTIES
Best Clothing Style: whatever
Number of Drugs I have taken: does anyone count?
Number of CDs I own: too many
Number of Piercings: I'm debating on an eyebrow one
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Lots

Rawr

Wed, 30 Nov 2005 03:07:30 GMT

Nothing at all. I haven't been able to sleep AT ALL lately. When I finally do fall asleep at about 5 A.M. last night, the phone woke me up at around 8.

me:...hello
kim: were you asleep?
me: *FORCE CHOKE*

Thanksgiving, biatch

Fri, 25 Nov 2005 04:44:31 GMT

First off, the Falcons AND the Broncos won today. Happy. Yeah, I'm a loser.

I ate at my house with all of this family first, then I went over to my other grandmothers house to eat with THAT side >_> My dad came down from North Carolina and stuff so it was cool. All of us yelling at the tv and acting like idiots.

I forgot how awesome my cousins are. We are ALL alike. You can imagine >_>

For Example, I'm sitting in the living room watching the football game, and my cousin Brandon bursts through the front door and screams, "HEY JUSTIN, WHAT DO YOU CALL A COW MASTURBATING ON A FENCE? BEEF STROGANOFF!!!" Note that my sisters, grandmother, EVERYONE is in the room. I laughed. I mean, what can you do?

Damn you got some nice ones!

Tue, 22 Nov 2005 01:59:08 GMT

Today was an okay day. I woke up around 11 or so and called Kim to see if she wanted to get something to eat. Picked her up and went out to eat, then we went to the mall.

While at the mall, I noticed this girl sitting on a bench with some rather large breasts >_>. A few minutes later, a guy that I know walks up to her with about $100 in his hand and says, "Damn you got some nice ones. I'll give you all of this for some nipple!" Hilarious and the high point of my day. Kim laughed too, so it was ok. >_>

Stolen from Skibbles

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 03:00:26 GMT

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your LJ and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

Good day

Sun, 20 Nov 2005 02:06:08 GMT

Woo, I think the bad mood is gone. Happy and sad about that >_>. I finally realized what I was mad about and laughed. Anyway, today was an awesome day. I went over to kims for a little while, then we went to Wal-Mart and I picked up some new headphones, Castlevania: Curse of Darkness, Episode III, and The Longest Yard (need to watch both of them). Then we went out to eat.

After I took her home, I had to go over to Marcus's house to get my coat. For some odd reason, my coat smelt like weed :O

Now I'm home and enjoying the soothing tunes of R. Kelly on my new super awesome headphones. I swear this song is addictive

I think I'm in love

Sat, 19 Nov 2005 05:15:31 GMT

I don't know why I feel the need to say this here, but Lew is the coolest person ever. I was talking to him tonight and we are almost EXACTLY alike. Laugh at the same things, both bums >_>. I don't know if its a good or bad thing that there are two of us. :o

I've been thinking a lot today, too. I really don't know what I'm going to in life. The whole being a bum thing is awesome right now, but, unfortunately, I HAVE to do something. Bah. I'll end up going to a tech school or something. I'd like to sit here a few more months and "think" about it some more though.

I don't see nothin' wrong

Fri, 18 Nov 2005 20:26:59 GMT

With a little Bump N Griiiind! Yeah, that song is in my head. Deal with it.

My life is too boring for one of these >_>. Woke up, drove around, sleep, here.

I've been in a bad mood for no reason for the past couple of days too, and it's really starting to annoy me.

Bah...Yay! >_>

Thu, 17 Nov 2005 22:19:52 GMT

I'm in a bad/good mood today. Things are bothering me that shouldn't be, and I can't shake them off >_>

ON THE OTHER HAND

I have the best music ever now.

You know, since I actually have someone THAT BURNS ME CDS *coughmikecough*

Check this out infidels

Thu, 17 Nov 2005 03:35:50 GMT

1.Your Full Name:

2. Age:

3. Favorite Color:

4. Favorite Movie:

5. Favorite Song:

6. Favorite Band:

7. Most Embarassing Moment:

HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...

1. Are we friends?

2. Do you have a crush on me/are you attracted to me?

3. Would you kiss me?

4. ...with tongue?

5. Would you enjoy it?

6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I asked you?

7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?

8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:

9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?

10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?

11. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?

12. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?

13. Do you think I'm a good person?

14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?

15.Do you think I'm hot?

16. Would you call me just because?

17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they don't involve you?

18. If you could change anything about me, would you? what would it be?

19.Would you have sex with me?

20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

DATS RITE

Thu, 17 Nov 2005 03:01:30 GMT

I decided to give this whole LJ thing another try. Um, what happened today...

GROCERY SHOPPING, THATS WHAT. I'm so hardcore. Anyway, I recently came into some money *cough* so I decided to go stock up on the junk. I've learned that you NEVER go grocery shopping hungry. I blew all of my money on junk, but I have $200 left to blow on OTHER stuff.

MORE EXCITEMENT TOMORROW.